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You know, funny story: There’s this craft store called Michaels. Look, my sister knits, and she goes to Michaels. So my sister called me and she’s like, “Oh my god, I’m at Michaels, picking up yarn. You have a poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “What?” She’s like, “There’s a poster, there’s a Falcon poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “Holy s**t!” She’s like, “I’m gonna come and pick you up, and we’re gonna see your poster in this store.” So she picks me up and we go to Michaels.

We go in, and I see the poster and I’m like, “Oh, this is….” She’s like, “I know, I know.” I said, “I’m gonna sign these posters.” I was like, “That would be amazing, you buy a poster and it’s like, actually signed by the Falcon.” Like, it would blow my mind. So I go to the front, I buy a Sharpie, I run back to the back of the store. And she’s like, “I’m gonna take a picture of you signing it.”

I’m in this store and I’m signing all the posters. The manager comes out, he’s like, “Hey, whatcha doing?” I was like, “Oh man, I’m signing these posters so when people buy ‘em, they’re signed.” He’s like, “Well, people are not gonna buy ‘em if they’re signed.” And I was like, “No, no, no, it’s cool. I’m pretty sure there won’t be a problem.” And he goes, “Yeah, but it is gonna be a problem, you’re messin’ up my inventory.” And I’m like, “No, my man, trust me. I mean, I’m the Falcon, that’s me!” And he goes, “Yeah, right. You’re gonna buy those posters.” I said, “What?” He’s like, “You’re gonna buy all those posters or I’m gonna call the police.”

He rolls up all the posters and goes to the front of the store. And I had to buy like 60 Falcon posters that I signed in Michaels.

Anthony Mackie getting in trouble for signing his posters at a Micheals  (x)
Tagged with: #omfg  

bakadrawings:

since the question couldn’t be answered by her dad

now is your turn levi ackerman

Tagged with: #im crying  #snk  #omfg  #spoilers  

hallucinists:

i think about this video almost every day and i am so frightened of it

lohanthony:

homework on the weekends is legal but gay marriage isn’t what is wrong with society

that-leftycurse:

2014 Recipe For A Good Marvel Film:

Take one hot guy named Chris and add a talking raccoon with a gun.

ishimarundo:

when people reblog two part posts in the wrong order

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satans-advocate:

sext: i want to pay bills and share household duties and approach our late 20’s in a financially and emotionally stable way with you

jedidoctor:

I know that the characters are fictional.

But the emotional damage they cause is real.

umqra:

when it is ok for you to borrow my computer

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theflavourofyourlips:

why can’t I be friends with a band and be their merch girl

bi-unicorns:

Destroy gender roles, not gender identity 

mirage521:

peterpayne:

According to the Internet, this is what Europeans think breakfast in America is like.

Are you implying that it isn’t

mirage521:

peterpayne:

According to the Internet, this is what Europeans think breakfast in America is like.

Are you implying that it isn’t

snh-snh-snh:

I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.

Then I spend time with teenagers.

And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.

ugly:

trying to teach your friend how to ride a bike

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