magnacarterholygrail:

so-treu:

LIKE SHE’S NOT EVEN BEING SUBTLE ABOUT THE SHIT

religion: nicki minaj destroying and being disgusted at phallic symbols

  • college: Why should we accept you
  • me: *raps the entire verse of anaconda and laughs nicki's nasty laugh flawlessly*
  • college: damn son you in

incompleteicarus:

Do you ever ‘wtf white people’ even though you are a white people.

uhohbaggettios:

Estoy Groot
uhohbaggettios:

Estoy Groot
uhohbaggettios:

Estoy Groot

uhohbaggettios:

Estoy Groot

princettesei:

Noiao childhood friends AU - five proposals

I based early teens Noiz on beta!Noiz because that design is real cute

dunwall:

parcelhare:

parcelhare:

I just gave a goblin an accidental handjob in D&D I’m so

For anyone curious, I tried to rip his dick off and then botched my roll. Now our caravan won’t stop calling me the “Hand of Mercy”

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toue-company:

defosaur:

-oops i did it again plays in the distance-
if you didn’t notice, mizuki has no tattoo and his skin looks darker

Delete ur blog

the-dick-lord-levi:

So we have an Italian exchange student at our school. And he and I were hanging out and he saw a pony, and he tried to show me but he didn’t know what it was called so he just pointed at it and said “Look, the compressed horse.” 

And then he just grinned at his complete understanding of the English language.  

merhaskell:

and that’s how you retell a fairytale
merhaskell:

and that’s how you retell a fairytale
merhaskell:

and that’s how you retell a fairytale

merhaskell:

and that’s how you retell a fairytale

twiabpaianlatfwnogf:

ladygolem:

ladygolem:

In this episode of Mythbusters: Adam and Jamie find out how hard you’d really have to punch the floor to make your screensaver deactivate

After the break: the Mythbusters construct a satellite dish out of human bones and try to download an ass

whatshouldwecallpiccolo:

My littlest brother asked me what I wanted for my birthday, so I jokingly told him I wanted a flute.
On my birthday, he gave me this and said “I couldn’t buy one, so I made one instead.”  whatshouldwecallpiccolo:

My littlest brother asked me what I wanted for my birthday, so I jokingly told him I wanted a flute.
On my birthday, he gave me this and said “I couldn’t buy one, so I made one instead.”  whatshouldwecallpiccolo:

My littlest brother asked me what I wanted for my birthday, so I jokingly told him I wanted a flute.
On my birthday, he gave me this and said “I couldn’t buy one, so I made one instead.” 

whatshouldwecallpiccolo:

My littlest brother asked me what I wanted for my birthday, so I jokingly told him I wanted a flute.

On my birthday, he gave me this and said “I couldn’t buy one, so I made one instead.” 

tylerslittleshit:

tylerslittleshit:

english is not my first language and all my life i thought brussel sprouts was the name of some celebrity

everyone is always like “i hate brussel sprouts” and all this time i was here thinking what the fuck did that poor guy do

spicyhamster:

notdavestrider:

davies-rules-moffat-drools:

my-placenta-is-on-fire:

scarecrowartist:

bekkaa:

sweeter-than-tea:

Did you know that by spelling the english word SOCKS outloud, you are also saying the spanish phrase Eso si que es, which means “it is what is is”. 

My spanish teacher told us this last year and I will never forget it

can we  say socks instead of yolo?

yes.

Mama, just killed a man #SOCKS

#españyolo

im laughing histerically right now

ESPAÑYOLO